Congratulations, Class of 2026! I’ve had the privilege of a front row seat as you made your way through LM to this moment. I’ve watched you grow, stumble, regroup, succeed, procrastinate, recover from procrastinating, and occasionally even check Schoology before 10:47 p.m. It’s been a joy.
Like you, I’m graduating too.
Many of you know I’ve dabbled in podcasting with Mr. Seibert on Philly Golfer. Well, I’m taking my “talents” to South Carolina to further develop my brand. (Yes, teachers have brands now. It was either that or start referring to myself as an “influencer,” and no one wants that!)
This move is just another turn in the winding road that has been my career: from farm hand and landscaper, to bartender, and—for the most part—what some might generously call “teaching.”
Fun fact: I started college as an accounting major. I quickly realized I had far too much personality to spend my life in a cubicle crunching numbers. So naturally, I pivoted to a profession where I could make way less money and spend my days with teenagers. And I was of completely sound mind when I made that decision. No judgments please.
The point is this: don’t lock yourself into one narrow path right now. You may feel certain about what comes next—and that’s great. But leave space for life to interrupt your plans. The experiences you don’t expect often shape you the most. Sometimes the detour becomes the destination. Sometimes the “backup plan” turns into the better plan.

Before you go, I’ll offer a few very cliché but important pieces of advice for life beyond LM:
- “Please” and “thank you” still go a long way.
- Look people in the eye when you speak to them.
- Stand up to shake someone’s hand.
- Leave places better than you found them.
- Show up on time. (Early is even better.)
- And remember: character truly does count. (Miss you, Sean Hughes.)
Talent opens doors. Character keeps them open.
You are stepping into a world that moves quickly, argues loudly, and scrolls endlessly. Be thoughtful. Be curious. Be kind. Call your parents. And most definitely – laugh—a lot!
I’ve thoroughly enjoyed my time at LM, and I’m honored to be walking out the doors alongside such an outstanding class.
Congratulations, Class of 2026. I can’t wait to see where life takes you.
(And if it takes you to South Carolina, I know a guy who can recommend a good golf course.)
